Should I Use My Old Phone as a Security Camera, a Backup Device, or Just Sell It?
By Ken Hollow, who owns a drawer containing four phones, none of which he can justify, all of which he will keep “Ken. What’s in…
By Ken Hollow, who owns a drawer containing four phones, none of which he can justify, all of which he will keep “Ken. What’s in…
By Ken Hollow, who was shown a storage bar with a large grey section and asked, with genuine suspicion, “what is the grey” “Ken. I…
By Ken Hollow, who enabled a battery setting and then spent three weeks being told the phone was “broken on purpose, by you” “Ken. My…
By Ken Hollow, the man who has been asked by a fox spirit to justify the continued existence of a phone that is, in her…
By Ken Hollow, the man who has watched three separate people lose years of photos because they assumed “it backs up automatically” without ever checking…
By Ken Hollow, the man who had to explain to a fox spirit why having 47 browser tabs open makes the computer “forget how to…
By Ken Hollow, the man who once watched a computer take eleven minutes to boot and seriously considered a career change “Ken. Your computer is…
By Ken Hollow, the man whose client drains her phone battery by noon every single day and blames “the universe conspiring against her content” It’s…
By Ken Hollow, the man who once found a phone charging under a pillow at 3am and had to explain the concept of “thermal runaway”…
By Ken Hollow, the man who once watched a fox spirit stare at the words “Clear Cache” for thirty seconds and then whisper, “Is it…