My WiFi Is Fast on Speed Tests But Slow on Everything Else
By Ken Hollow, who was shown a speed test result as evidence in an argument he had not agreed to participate in “Ken. Three hundred…
By Ken Hollow, who was shown a speed test result as evidence in an argument he had not agreed to participate in “Ken. Three hundred…
By Ken Hollow, who has measured a flat with a phone app while a fox spirit followed him narrating the readings incorrectly “Ken. I want…
By Ken Hollow, who has been asked to justify a purchase to a fox spirit who does not pay for anything and yet has extremely…
By Ken Hollow, who was informed at 8pm on a Tuesday that the WiFi had “chosen violence” “Ken. It’s happening again.” “What is?” “The evening…
By Ken Hollow, who has been handed a laptop and told “fix it” more times than he has been told “hello” “Ken. The internet is…
By Ken Hollow, the man who spent twelve minutes on a tech support call before realising Nana had unplugged the modem thinking it was “the…
By Ken Hollow, the man who gave his WiFi password to a visiting relative in 2022 and discovered three months later that they had shared…
By Ken Hollow, the man whose fox spirit roommate has declared the upstairs hallway “the dead zone” and refuses to take calls there on principle…
By Ken Hollow, unofficial cartographer of every WiFi dead zone in a fox spirit’s unnecessarily large lair I mapped it. I literally drew a map.…
By Ken Hollow, the man whose fox spirit client insists on unplugging the router every night because she believes WiFi signals “interfere with dream quality.”…