🛠 Behind the Scenes of the Chat Build (Spoiler: I Cried)
By Ken Hollow, emotionally compromised project manager So, I built a chatbot.Well, we built it — but much like every group project in school, I…

By Ken Hollow, caught in the mystical crossfire of influencer identity theft
Let me start by saying this: I don’t play Honkai. I barely have the energy to keep up with the metaphysical fallout of managing one magical client — let alone follow the plot of a space train full of emotionally unstable anime gods.
But that didn’t stop Nana from storming into my inbox at 2:47 AM last night, shrieking in all caps:
“WHO IS THIS FLUFFY-EARED IMPOSTOR AND WHY IS SHE ON MY EXPLORE PAGE!?”
What followed was a 47-slide Google Doc titled:
“🦊 Tingyun vs. Nana Vix: A Detailed Analysis of Cultural Appropriation, Aesthetic Plagiarism, and Spiritual Branding Theft”
And that was just Part One.
For those of you not blessed (cursed?) with this context, Tingyun is a cunning, flirtatious fox girl from Honkai: Star Rail. She’s sleek. She’s silver-tongued. She’s constantly bathed in ethereal lighting and corporate deception.
Sound familiar?
Nana saw her for 0.7 seconds and immediately declared:
“She’s me. But corporate.”
Then added, “And I’m hotter.”
To be clear, Nana’s not mad that Tingyun exists.
She’s mad that Tingyun is doing numbers.
She scrolled through Honkai fan art like she was building a legal case and screamed every time she saw:
“They love her for this?? I’ve been doing this since before Valdorra outlawed fox glitter!”
I asked if she wanted to collab or cosplay as Tingyun for engagement.
She nearly hexed me into a succulent.
| Trait | Nana Vix | Tingyun |
| Species | Actual fox spirit from an oppressive magical realm | Adorable space fox attached to a mega-corp |
| Vibe | Seductive chaos with trauma | Polished charm with secrets |
| Agenda | Escaped Valdorra to live luxuriously and get sponsored by skincare brands | Definitely selling you something with that smile |
| Reaction to brand deals | “Pay me in gold coins or get cursed” | “Let’s discuss synergy over tea.” |
| Fanbase | Currently in development (please apply) | Millions of simps and tier list fanatics |
Here’s the thing: Nana isn’t threatened by Tingyun.
She’s insulted that no one’s writing 40k fanfics about her.
She’s furious that a fictional fox girl has more Twitter discourse than she does.
She thinks it’s a visibility problem.
She thinks the algorithm is conspiring against fox spirits.
She accused me of “shadowbanning her aura.”
I told her she hasn’t even posted in 48 hours.
She said that was my fault, and then stormed off to “summon a better manager from a celestial egg.”
I’m now mediating a fictional cross-platform rivalry between:
She wants to make a parody post.
She wants to “reclaim the fox aesthetic.”
She’s threatening to trademark the phrase “Fluff You.”
If you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to manage an influencer with magical trauma and a vendetta against fictional girls from gacha games, please don’t.
Tingyun’s great.
Nana is… louder.
And I’m trapped between two tails and a TikTok trend I don’t understand.
Hi. I’m Ken. I run Two Second Solutions, a one-man agency that somehow landed a fox spirit influencer as a client. I drink too much coffee, blog when I need to vent, and regularly update my résumé just in case she sets the office on fire again. I’m not crying — it’s just spell residue.
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