Category: Fox Files
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By Ken Hollow, unwilling intern in the house of velvet couture Because late-night talk shows and reality competitions weren’t chaotic enough, Nana has now decided she needs a fashion line. Not a capsule collection, not merch — a full-scale couture brand called VelvetWear™. The tagline? “Drape yourself in destiny.” I wish I were making that…
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By Ken Hollow, unwilling producer of cursed television Because a late-night talk show wasn’t chaotic enough, Nana now wants a reality competition show. Yes. A full-scale, velvet-clad, ritual-infused series where contestants fight not for money, not for fame, but for the chance to survive Nana’s whims. She calls it Velvet Survival. I call it grounds…
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By Ken Hollow, reluctant stagehand in velvet purgatory Nana has decided she deserves a late-night talk show. Not a podcast. Not a livestream. A full-on velvet-clad talk show, complete with raccoon sidekicks, a moonlit set, and sponsors who don’t realize they’ve signed a deal with chaos incarnate. Meanwhile, I’m stuck running logistics like a broke…
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By Ken Hollow, reluctant showrunner of chaos Just when I thought Nana couldn’t escalate her influencer empire any further, she announced: “I require a reality show.” Yes, a reality show. Not content with podcasts, livestreams, merch drops, and raccoon uprisings, Nana now wants to broadcast her life in serialized, high-definition chaos. I’m not sure if…
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By Ken Hollow, podcast producer by blackmail Let me start by saying: I don’t hate podcasts. I hate this podcast. The podcast that was never supposed to happen. The one my fox spirit client, Nana Vix, manifested into existence with a combination of soft threats, velvet cooing, and one very cursed crystal mic she claimed…
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By Ken Hollow, freelance prisoner of pastel purgatory The text came in at 8:14 a.m., right when I was pretending to do my morning routine and not just staring at my phone in bed. “Hey, it’s just a quick edit.” From Nana Vix. Those six words are the freelance equivalent of “We need to talk.”…
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By Ken Hollow, formerly a designer, now a priest of pixelated vibrations There was a time when I thought I knew what “branding” meant. Fonts. Colors. Maybe a logo if you’re feeling fancy. Then came Nana Vix.Then came the stickers.Then came the spiritual frequency alignment spreadsheet that lives rent-free in my nightmares. Let me explain.…
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By Ken Hollow, spiritually disassociating via brand guidelines Every Monday starts the same. I open my laptop. I crack my knuckles. I take a deep breath. Then I get an email from Nana Vix’s assistant titled: “✨This Week’s Aura Forecast ✨” And I know — deep in my soul, or at least in my tired…
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By Ken Hollow, unpaid astrologically and emotionally I was just about to schedule a launch. The posts were prepped. The hooks were tight. The carousel covers were giving “spiritual but monetizable.” And then, an email: “Hold everything. Mercury went retrograde.” It came from Nana Vix’s brand email — which is signed off with “Light, Love…
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By Ken Hollow, exhausted puppet master behind an allegedly “authentic” fox spirit influencer Authenticity. That golden buzzword of influencer culture. The thing every brand demands, every creator claims, and every follower supposedly craves. But let me tell you a secret: it’s all theater. Especially when you’re managing an immortal fox spirit influencer whose entire brand…