Life With a Fox Spirit Influencer (Send Help)
Welcome to my blog — a safe space for stress rants, lore leaks, tech takes, and the occasional cry for help (masked as wellness advice).
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Ken Researched This So You Don’t Have To:
One Fox. One Manager. Zero Peace.
I’m Ken — Nana’s manager, assistant, emotional support human, and designated target for blame when the Wi-Fi’s “too slow for enchantment.” Our working relationship is built on mutual delusion: she pretends I’m competent, and I pretend I’m not afraid of her glowing eyes. Every day is a new adventure in crisis control, magical side-eye, and wondering if I’m legally allowed to unionize against a mythical being.
🎤 Quick Q&A with Ken Hollow
Q: What exactly is it you do here?
A: Good question. I manage Nana’s brand, schedule, email, sanity (hers and mine), and occasionally reverse minor hexes when a post doesn’t get enough engagement.
Q: Is she really a fox spirit or is that just branding?
A: I asked once. She made direct eye contact, whispered something in Valdorran, and my reflection blinked independently for three days. So yeah. I’m gonna go with “yes.”
Q: What’s the hardest part of your job?
A: Waking up each morning and checking if I still have a mortal soul.
Also, running PR damage control after she tweets “✨humans are weird✨” mid-sponsored campaign.
Bringing Order to Influencer Chaos (Against My Will)
