Tech Guides by Ken Hollow

Every tech question you've been too embarrassed to ask, answered in plain English.

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Why Everyone Suddenly Wants to ‘Touch Grass’ (And Why I’m Still Inside)

By Ken Hollow, Professional Indoorsman & Existential Botanophobe There’s a phrase echoing through the cursed halls of the internet lately: “Go touch grass.” It used…

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I Tried Living Like a Digital Nomad for a Day (And It Broke Me)

By Ken Hollow, aspiring lifestyle blogger, accidental disaster tourist. It all started with a tweet. “Quit your job, move to Bali, work from your laptop,…

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Being Perceived Online Is Exhausting (But I Keep Doing It Anyway)

By Ken Hollow, professional ghost on LinkedIn and full-time internet burnout. Every morning I wake up, open my eyes, and immediately remember that I exist…

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Parasocial Relationships: Why I Feel Closer to VTubers Than My Actual Friends

By Ken Hollow, professional fox spirit babysitter, and part-time parasocial wreck. There was a moment last week when I realized something was… off. I had…

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Blogging in 2025: What Still Works (Besides Crying)

By Ken Hollow, your favorite digital disaster turned full-time blog exorcist. There was a time when blogging felt like the internet’s quaint little hobby. Write…

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How to Build a Personal Brand Without Losing Your Mind (Or Your Wi-Fi)

By Ken Hollow, who definitely has a brand. (It’s chaos.) There comes a time in every burnt-out marketer’s life when someone says the fateful words:…

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The Most Overrated Productivity Hacks (According to Someone Who’s Tried Them All)

By Ken Hollow, still haunted by his last Pomodoro timer. Look, I’m not saying I’m the worst at productivity. I’m just saying that if procrastination…

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Is This a Panic Attack or Did I Just Remember I Have an Inbox?

By Ken Hollow, perpetually vibrating human meat modem It happened again this morning. I was minding my own business—just sipping my bitter little coffee from…

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AI Video Tools Reviewed: Which One Made Nana Look the Hottest?

By Ken Hollow, definitely not crying in a broom closet again There comes a time in every digital manager’s life when you stare into the…

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Why Keyboard ASMR Is Taking Over Fantasy Content (And My Budget)

By Ken Hollow, professional fox spirit handler, part-time therapist, full-time financial victim Let me paint you a picture. I wake up. It’s 6 a.m. The…