Author: Ken Hollow


  • Sometimes I Think My Job Is Just Explaining Things to Software

    There’s a romanticized image of “working in digital marketing” that gets passed around on LinkedIn — all minimalist coffee shops, sleek laptops, and people in turtlenecks nodding thoughtfully over pie charts. In this fantasy, you spend your days “driving engagement” and “leveraging data,” occasionally pausing to sip an oat latte and update your personal brand…

  • Sometimes I Miss Having a Boss to Blame

    By Ken Hollow, freelance by choice, regret by default When I quit my last real job, I walked out of the office with a box full of succulents, pens I definitely didn’t buy, and a smile so wide it bordered on manic. Freedom. Finally. No more dress codes. No more awkward team-building exercises. No more…

  • The Only Thing Going Viral Is My Anxiety

    By Ken Hollow, algorithmically ghosted and emotionally contagious You ever post something, watch it tank, and then immediately question every life choice that led you to this moment? Yeah. That’s me. Twice a week. Every post dies.Every reel flops.Every story reply is a spam bot or someone DMing me about their course. Meanwhile, the only…

  • I Genuinely Don’t Know What I Do Anymore (But the Bio Sounds Nice)

    By Ken Hollow, professionally lost and brand-consistent There was a time when I had a job title. Graphic designer. Easy. Understandable. You say it and people nod politely and think of logos and Helvetica. Then came the pivot.Then came Instagram.Then came the bios. Now I write things like “Creative strategist for emotionally burnt-out brands,” and…

  • Nana Vix’s Brand Now Includes Frequency Alignment Stickers

    By Ken Hollow, formerly a designer, now a priest of pixelated vibrations There was a time when I thought I knew what “branding” meant. Fonts. Colors. Maybe a logo if you’re feeling fancy. Then came Nana Vix.Then came the stickers.Then came the spiritual frequency alignment spreadsheet that lives rent-free in my nightmares. Let me explain.…

  • Every Time I Post an Honest Caption, I Lose Three Followers and Gain One Weird DM

    By Ken Hollow, emotionally available and algorithmically punished It happens every time. I post something real. Vulnerable. Messy. The kind of caption where I admit I’m not thriving, I’m just hitting deadlines with a pulse and a prayer. And without fail: Let’s unpack why honesty is the fastest way to torpedo engagement. 🔹 Aesthetic >…

  • Passive Income Is Neither

    By Ken Hollow, digitally exhausted and financially underwhelmed Let me preface this by saying I did everything “right.” I followed the gurus. I watched the webinars. I took notes in Notion like my life depended on it (because, in a way, it did). And then I did the thing every creator is told to do:…

  • You Know It’s Bad When You’re Envying Bots

    By Ken Hollow, certified human (barely) There was a time when I scoffed at AI-generated content. “Oh please,” I said, adjusting my ethically sourced hoodie. “People want real voices. Authenticity. Personality.” That was before I found myself, at 11:47 PM on a Tuesday, staring blankly at my 19th carousel caption of the week, whispering, “What…

  • Nana Vix’s Weekly Aura Forecast and Why I Have to Re-Edit Everything in Pastels

    By Ken Hollow, spiritually disassociating via brand guidelines Every Monday starts the same. I open my laptop. I crack my knuckles. I take a deep breath. Then I get an email from Nana Vix’s assistant titled: “✨This Week’s Aura Forecast ✨” And I know — deep in my soul, or at least in my tired…

  • I Accidentally Made a Reel That Performed Well and Now I Have to Be That Person Forever

    By Ken Hollow, currently trapped inside his own brand voice It was supposed to be a joke. I had five minutes, an iced coffee, and a dangerously low tolerance for content calendars. I slapped together a quick reel — a satirical bit about client red flags using a trending sound, bad lighting, and a face…