📜 Terms of Service

Last updated: 22.06.2025

Written with clenched teeth by Ken Hollow, who is still not a lawyer

1. Acceptance of These Terms

By using https://twosecondsolutions.com, you agree to behave like a decent internet person and not do anything illegal, chaotic, or obviously idiotic. If you don’t agree — close the tab. Nana won’t take it personally. I might.

2. Use of Content

All content on this site – blog posts, art, lore, screenshots and random existential breakdowns is owned by us unless otherwise stated. You’re welcome to link to it, quote it with credit, or stare at it lovingly. But don’t copy, reupload, or pass it off as your own. That’s cringe and probably illegal.

3. AI, Fiction & Reality (Blurred Lines Edition)

This site contains satire, fiction, AI-generated nonsense, and fantasy lore. Some of it’s real. Some of it’s dangerously close to real. Most of it is Ken trying to stay employed.

Don’t take financial, medical, or romantic advice from us.
(Especially not from Nana. She once tried to pay for coffee with cursed rubies.)

4. External Links

We may occasionally link to other websites. Those sites have their own terms, cookies, and demons. We are not responsible for what happens on those domains — click wisely.

5. Limitation of Liability

We are not liable for:

• Your device catching fire
• Existential dread caused by our lore
• Emotional damage from realizing Nana’s not real

Use this site at your own risk, but preferably with snacks.

6. Termination

We reserve the right to ban, block, or banish anyone who abuses the site, spams the comment section, or repeatedly asks Ken if Nana’s single. (She’s not. She’s fictional.)

7. Changes to These Terms

These Terms of Service may change if we get smarter. Check back occasionally if you care – most people don’t, but Google likes it when we say this.