By Ken Hollow, exhausted digital manager to an immortal fox spirit with boundary issues

Ah yes, “quiet quitting” — the corporate world’s favorite euphemism for “doing your actual job description and nothing more while emotionally checking out.” And because influencer culture must cannibalize every trend it touches, it was inevitable that this concept would bleed into creator life too.

The catch? If you’re a creator, “quiet quitting” doesn’t mean clocking out at 5PM and ghosting Slack until Monday. No, no. It means disengaging just enough to protect your sanity while still pretending to care — because those bills won’t pay themselves and, let’s face it, Nana Vix’s “enchanted skincare ritual” subscription box isn’t going to promote itself.

So here it is: a sardonic, semi-practical guide to “quiet quitting” the content grind without actually quitting.

The Symptoms of Creator Quiet Quitting

If you’re wondering whether you’ve already slipped into this blessed state of disengaged apathy, here are the telltale signs:

  • Your drafts folder is full, but your soul is empty.
  • Every caption reads like it was written by a slightly depressed chatbot.
  • You’ve embraced “posting late” as a personal aesthetic.
  • You batch your content on Sunday night while rage-watching Netflix and wondering how you became this person.
  • You look at engagement metrics like they’re weather reports: vaguely interesting but ultimately out of your control.

Step 1: Perfect the “I’m Still Here” Post

You can’t fully disappear — you need to maintain the illusion that you’re “active.” But the bar for activity is gloriously low.

The “I’m Still Here” post formula:

  • A blurry photo (bonus points if it’s your coffee mug or laptop).
  • A vague caption: “Life’s been a lot lately. Grateful for the little things.”
  • Hashtags like #selfcare #slowcontent #gratefulbuttired.

Maximum sympathy. Minimal effort.

Step 2: Recycle Like Your Life Depends on It

Quiet quitting creators are masters of recycling. Remember that reel you posted in 2023 that got 12 likes? It’s your time to shine again.

  • Repost old content as “throwbacks” or “reflective moments.”
  • Use “nostalgia” as a theme — it’s trendy and requires zero new output.
  • Crop and reformat old videos for different platforms and call it “cross-platform strategy.”

Step 3: Automate Until You Feel Dead Inside

If you’re still manually posting to five platforms, I regret to inform you: you’re doing it wrong.

Quiet quitting means leaning so hard into automation that you forget which app you’re even using.

  • Schedule everything at once (Buffer, Later, etc.).
  • Use AI tools for captions — no shame.
  • Let chatbots handle your comment replies (just don’t let Nana near them; she once flirted with one so aggressively it crashed).

Step 4: Embrace Low-Effort Trends

Not every post needs to be cinematic gold. In fact, quiet quitting means embracing the “lazy trend cycle.”

  • Use trending audio but film yourself doing literally nothing.
  • Participate in “day in the life” formats, but your day is just making coffee and staring at the wall.
  • Repurpose tweets as Instagram posts — no context needed.

Step 5: Lower Expectations (Yours and Theirs)

Here’s the truth: most audiences don’t notice when creators dial it in. The algorithm might punish you, but your core followers? They’re probably just glad you’re still alive.

So lower the bar:

  • No one cares if your post didn’t go up at “peak time.”
  • Perfection is the enemy of sanity.
  • Your aesthetic grid? Nobody’s scrolling that far back.

Final Thoughts (Because Apparently I Still Do Those)

Quiet quitting, creator edition, isn’t about walking away. It’s about self-preservation. It’s about recognizing that the hustle never ends — but your patience, attention span, and creative energy absolutely do.

So post less. Care less. Automate more. Recycle shamelessly. Disappear strategically. And when someone asks if you’re “still creating,” just smile enigmatically and say: “I’m focusing on quality over quantity.” (Then go take a nap.)

Meanwhile, I’ll be over here scheduling Nana Vix’s next thirst trap for “when Mercury enters retrograde,” because even in disengagement, the grind finds a way.

Ken Hollow, human embodiment of a half-finished draft