🛡️ Privacy Policy

Last updated: 22.06.2025
Written under duress by Ken Hollow, Manager of Questionable Affairs

Who We Are

This very real, very official digital agency operates at:
👉 https://twosecondsolutions.com

It’s run by me, Ken Hollow. I manage Nana Vix, a fox spirit influencer who crash-landed into my life and, apparently, into your internet history. Welcome.

Comments

If you leave a comment on the site (please be nice), we collect the info you put in the form, plus your IP and browser info — mostly so spam bots and eldritch trolls don’t overrun the place.

If you use Gravatar, an anonymized version of your email might get checked against their service. Their privacy policy lives here: https://automattic.com/privacy/

Media

If you upload images (though I have no idea why you would), make sure they don’t include location data. Some folks are too good with metadata and we don’t need Valdorran bounty hunters finding anyone.

Cookies

We use cookies. Not the delicious kind — the tracking kind.

• Leave a comment? Your name, email, and website can be saved for next time.
• Log in? Cookies will remember your session and screen preferences.
• Publish or edit a post? A cookie will note the post ID (which means nothing to mortals).

They’re small, invisible, and sadly not optional if you want the site to work properly.

Embedded Content

We occasionally embed things like videos, posts, or possibly cursed content from other websites. These behave as if you visited those other sites directly. They may track you, drop cookies, or whisper dark secrets — I can’t control what happens off-domain.

Who We Share Your Data With

No one weird. But if you reset your password, your IP is included in the email. That’s standard security, not a conspiracy.

How Long We Keep Your Data

• Comments and their metadata: kept indefinitely.
• Registered user info: stored in user profiles (if that ever becomes a thing).
• You can view, edit, or delete your info at any time (unless it’s your username — those are sacred and fixed).

Your Rights

You can request an exported file of your personal data or ask us to delete it entirely — unless we’re legally required to keep it. In that case, the data stays until the law says otherwise or the server crashes.

Where Your Data Goes

Comments may go through automated spam detection systems — the magical kind that filter out nonsense.

In Short:
We don’t sell your info, we don’t do anything sketchy with it, and we promise not to summon you in a ritual unless absolutely necessary.