Frequently Asked Questions (Just kidding, nobody actually asked)

Q: Is Nana Vix a real person?

A: Define “real.” She has an email account, a devoted fanbase, and the ability to crash Google Docs with a glare. So yeah. Real enough to ruin my Tuesday.

Q: Can I hire Nana for a collab/sponsorship/ritual summoning?

A: Possibly. Bribes help. Gold coins, skincare, or rare gaming collectibles accepted. All inquiries go through me. Please don’t DM her unless you want your inbox cursed with glitter GIFs for eternity.

Q: What does ‘Two Second Solutions’ actually do?

A: Cry. And occasionally brand management, digital strategy, influencer logistics, and emotional damage containment. Mostly cry, though.

Q: Is Ken single? Asking for a friend.

A: Ken wrote this FAQ. Ken is crying.