🍪 Cookie Policy
Because we have to. Thanks, EU.
What Are Cookies?
Not the fun kind.
These are tiny files stored in your browser to:
- Help the site remember who you are
- Track how you use the site (with tools like Google Analytics)
- Make sure things like comment forms work properly
What We Use Cookies For:
- Basic functionality (like remembering your name when you comment)
- Analytics (to see how many of you are real and how many are bots)
- Embeds from Insta, YouTube, etc. — they may add their own cookies
We do not:
- Sell your data
- Use tracking cookies for targeted ads (we don’t even run ads)
Consent
By using this site, you consent to the use of cookies.
If you live somewhere with strict cookie laws (hi, EU), a banner should appear asking you to accept or manage preferences. If you don’t see it, either:
- You’ve already accepted, or
- Ken forgot to set it up properly (again)