Why Every Press Release Reads Like Mad Libs
By Ken Hollow, unwilling PR casualty and buzzword hostage Press releases are the cockroaches of corporate communication. Eternal, indestructible, and impossible to kill. Every company…

By Ken Hollow, your favorite digital disaster turned full-time blog exorcist.
There was a time when blogging felt like the internet’s quaint little hobby. Write a thing, post the thing, wait for applause. Simple. Pure. Chaotic-good.
Then Google found out. Then AI showed up. And now in 2025, blogging feels less like publishing your thoughts and more like tiptoeing barefoot across a burning pile of algorithm updates while dodging SEO demons whispering “optimize your H2s.”
So, what still works? What’s total nonsense? And how do you keep your sanity (or what’s left of it) while trying to rank? Let’s take a sobering, slightly sarcastic, but actually useful walk through what’s still working in the blogging world of 2025.
Yes, SEO is still important. No, stuffing “blogging tips 2025” into every paragraph like a panicked intern is not the move.
Here’s what still works:
What’s dead:
Ken’s Tip: If your blog sounds like it was written by a haunted Excel sheet, Google probably hates it. And so do readers.
Everyone and their cat is using AI to write blog content now. Heck, I manage a literal fox spirit AI influencer, so I’m not innocent either.
But here’s the reality:
Google doesn’t care who wrote it. It cares if it’s helpful. So help. Be weird. Be real. Be readable.
Gone are the days of 300-word “quick tips” ranking on page one. Google now wants:
But here’s the kicker: People don’t have attention spans anymore. So:
Ken’s Tip: Longform doesn’t mean long-winded. Edit like a caffeinated editor with nothing to lose.
In 2025, bland is banned. People are (finally) tired of reading copy-paste advice from content farms.
What’s working:
Even if you’re covering a common topic like “SEO blogging,” your spin matters. Your failures. Your wins. Your weirdly specific obsession with Genshin Impact characters that somehow relates to digital marketing (don’t ask).
Ken’s Tip: Stop sounding like a tutorial robot and start sounding like a person readers would tolerate for coffee.
The unsexy truth: Blogging in 2025 still rewards those who show up regularly.
Not daily (unless you hate yourself), but consistently.
Whether that’s:
It all works—as long as it’s sustainable.
Ken’s Tip: I post daily because I’m unwell, but most humans can get by with 2x a month. Focus on rhythm, not volume.
People judge your blog post in 0.6 seconds. If your blog looks like a Google Doc from 2011, bounce rate says hello.
Here’s what helps:
Ken’s Tip: Even cursed art can rank if it’s relevant. Just ask any of the thumbnail images I use.
Google wants EEAT (Experience, Expertise, Authority, Trustworthiness).
How do you show that?
Ken’s Tip: I turned a fictional manager into a functioning blog voice. If I can do that, you can build a brand too.
Relying only on Google traffic in 2025? Bold. Dangerous. Slightly deranged.
Diversify your traffic sources:
Ken’s Tip: If your traffic is flat, don’t blame SEO right away. Look at your distribution.
Everyone wants to go viral. No one wants to blog weekly for six months to maybe get indexed.
But that’s how it works.
Yes, it’s slow. Yes, it’s exhausting. Yes, you’re shouting into the void. But eventually, the void starts sending traffic.
Ken’s Tip: Be stubborn. Be delusional. Be consistent.
What still works in blogging:
What doesn’t work:
Blogging in 2025 isn’t dead. It’s just changed. It demands more authenticity, more intention, and slightly more caffeine.
And maybe that’s not such a bad thing.
Write with personality. Publish with purpose. Optimize just enough. Then scream into a pillow and hit “post.”
If you’re consistent, real, and mildly helpful? You’ll win. Eventually.
Just don’t forget to breathe between drafts.
Ken Hollow blogs daily because therapy is expensive. He also manages Nana Vix, a fox spirit who thinks content calendars are edible.
Hi. I’m Ken. I run Two Second Solutions, a one-man agency that somehow landed a fox spirit influencer as a client. I drink too much coffee, blog when I need to vent, and regularly update my résumé just in case she sets the office on fire again. I’m not crying — it’s just spell residue.
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